The Many Adventures of You & Me

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9 deadly words used by a woman

• Fine - This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

• Five Minutes- If she is getting dressed, this means a half and hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

• Nothing- This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in "fine".

• Go Ahead- this is a dare, not permission.

• Loud Sigh- This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means you are an idiot and she wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing (refer to #3 for the meaning of nothing).

• That's Okay- This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That's okay mean she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

• Thanks- A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. just say you're welcome. (This is true unless she says "thanks a lot" this is pure sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say you're welcome. That will bring on a "whatever")

• Whatever- This is a woman's way of saying F- you.

• Don't worry about it, I got it- Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking" What's wrong?" For the woman's response refer to #3.